My dad can’t be naked in my presence because I think his man parts are squeaky toys and I try to bite them.
Feminist: a person who supports feminism.
Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
This happens in real life?? How??
"Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are, let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it."
It’s great if you like to eat clean, but it’s perfectly fine if you want to eat cake and pizza sometimes. It’s gonna be all right, pal.
"The bathroom paper towel machine motion sensor failing to react to me does nothing for my self esteem."
"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready."
One of my biggest pet peeves. ITS DONE THROW IT AWAY!!